Got invited to my first ever ABC party and OF COURSE I WOKE UP SO SICK THAT I CAN’T EVEN GET OUT OF BED. OF COURSE.

Life is a cold stone bitch.

Ribs traced with deft fingers are his favorite part of our lonely nights.

I will not slap a bitch, I will not slap a bitch, I will not slap a bitch.

IF SHE SAYS ONE MORE THING SO HELP ME GOD